(to the tune of [link] )

I was gonna sort the library,
until Pinkie Pie...
Make this mess a little less scary,
but then Pinkie Pie.
My books are still in piles, and I know why- (yea-hay-)
Because Pinkie Pie, because Pinkie Pie, because Pinkie Pi-ie
(LA DA DA DA DA DA)

I was gonna go to class,
until Pinkie Pie-
Coulda' studied hard on pony hist'ry,
but Pinkie Pie.
I'm back at school this summer, and I know whyyy~ (yea-hay-)
Because Pinkie Pie, because Pinkie Pie, because Pinkie Pie
(LA DA DA DA DA DA)

Was gonna visit the royal court,
except Pinkie Pie-
Hoof-deliver my friendship report,
but then Pinkie Pie.
Now I'm in magic kindergarten,
and I know why-y~, (yea-hay-)
Because Pinkie Pie, because Pinkie Pie, because Pinkie Pie!
(LA DA DA DA DA DA)

I wasn't gonna run from Luna,
but Pinkie Pie...
Was gonna make a new royal friend,
but Pinkie Pie-
They took away Nightmare Night, and I know why!~ (yea-hay-)
'Cause Pinkie Pie, because Pinkie Pie, because Pinkie Pie~
(LA DA DA DA DA DA)

I was gonna fix Hearts and Hooves,
but then Pinkie Pie-
Split up Cheerilee and Big Mac too,
but then Pinkie Pie.
Now they're each others' schmoopy-doos, and I know why~ (yeayeeea-)
Because Pinkie Pie, because Pinkie Pie, because Pinkie Pie!
(LA DA DA DA DA DA)

I messed up a week of my life,
because Pinkie Pie,
Singed my mane and burned my eye,
because Pinkie Pie.
Didn't sleep for five days straight, and I know why! (yea-hay-)
Because Pinkie Pie, because Pinkie Pie, because Pinkie Pie!
(LA DA DA DA DA DA)

No cider at the Apple Farm's shop,
because Pinkie Pie,
I didn't get one single drop,
because Pinkie Pie.
Givin' Flim and Flam all of my bits, and I know why, (yea-hay-)
Because Pinkie Pie, because Pinkie Pie, because Pinkie Pie!